The Queen's State of Oakwood Estate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.258 billion Oakwood Estateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Oakwood Estatean economy, worth 766 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 39,786 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,498 per year while the poor average 2,137, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Oakwood Estate has designated Westminster as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Oakwood Estate in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oakwood Estate's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oakwood Estate is ranked 111,468^th in the world and 293^rd in 0000 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.